Eve of merdeka

30th August , 11.30 pm - Me and 3 of my friends were at the Petronas petrol station in Cyberjaya. After filling up the petrol, my fren wanted to inflate he's tire. So while waiting for my fren, all of a sudden a group of guys were approaching my frens. The car was surrounded and i knew this is a bad sign. Somehow the atmosphere was like being robbed. At that time i was sitting at the back seat with another fren. Then all i heard was " POLIS, KELUAR TUNJUK IC" and there's this guy holding the bloody torch light flashing towards me. I was like what the fuck. The thing is these guys are not in uniform and i wasn't convince that they are police and if u look at all of them , they just look like criminals , like sum indon ppl.

It was hell of a sudden and sort of rude awakening, they weren't polite at all and they treat us like we sum bloody suspects. My fren who was inflating the tire got a shocked when a guy came from behind asking " APA KAU BUAT ?? " All of us thought that we were robbed. Then we were asked to take out our IC, and they took it. At that time i was still puzzled cause they didn't explain much and they didn't say much. Probably because i was in the car while the rest of my frens were already getting a clearer view of what's happening. At first i wanted to ask them to show they IDs, cause i still wasn't sure who are those ppl even though they claim to be police cause none of them were wearing any uniform. There were bout 10 people there, including about 2 ladies and a van which does not have any indication of police. There were also 2 malay punks squatting down , handcuffed.

It was a pretty tensed moment. I barely had time to look around when my name was called and they passed me a small plastic container and asked me to fill it half cup. Then oni i get the pic. It's not cause i'm slow ok, it's just that it happened so fast and those guys are like bloody fucking robbers. So i head to the toilet, just when 1 of the compartment, there's one guy who was following me and he said " Tak bleh masuk dalam , keluar.. " So i thought ok, makes sense... he's afraid that i'm gonna fill it with sum chrysanthemum tea. So when i was trying hard to fill the container ( i just oni pee-ed b4 i came out) , i knew i can do it, just that it's weird when u have sum1 standing behind u, and it's like giving u the pressure to pee. It's a real tensed moment.

So, while i was concentrating real hard to pee, this guy was asking me question where am i from. I said "Penang.. " then he replied " So you can speak hokkien ? " (in Hokkien). I just gave him a short reply and said yea as i was still concentrating HARD to pee and i'm still not pee-ing dammn it. THen the bugger asked more question, what am i'm doin here, (told him i'm from MMU) , then he asked what year am i... etc At that time i was like i adi tryin to concentrate to squirt some pee but it just can't come out and this mutha fucker can't shut the hell up. He's like those ppl who met another person who knows how to speak hokkien and he himself knows a bit or wat and tries to show off he's hokkien proficiency. He just kept askin me questions after questions which is distracting me. In the end i just ignored he's question and just do what i gotta do else he would have to wait a lot longer for my holy water.

After that, he sort of locked the container with a key. The container has a hole which looks like a lock, not too sure what's the purpose. Behind of the container there's a indicator which shows whether it's positive , negative or invalid. So the result was pretty fast, within few minutes time. Though it felt quite long during that few mins. A lot of stupid things went through ur mind. It's like you know ur clean but u still have that what if , someone just now added something into my food and so on ... all those kinda stupid stuffz. My frens were lucky cuz they get to go in together, where else i had to put up with the guy , who is a chinese i think but looked like a malay.

So, after the few minutes the results were clear and one of the fellas checked my container and i'm free to go as expected. I think they got a tipped of and were looking for random checks. After that, when we're free to go it's like kinda weird feeling, can't really describe how it feels, we're a bit stunned at the same time felt like being robbed, although we didn't lose anything but gained sum un-necessary experience . But at the same time it does feel bit insulting to had to go through such test, i'm an athlete mutha fucker~!!! In the end we did had a good laugh bout it and we made a mistake , shouldn't have thrown the container away, it would have been a good souvenir and it i could have posted it here. Nevertheless it's a hell of a UN-FORGETTABLE day~!!!!