Issue with pee-ing

Today.. 11th Sept. 2006 is a strange day. Or probably u can say that i sort of had a strange encounter. Well it was afternoon, after my lecture as usual when i suddenly had a
call for nature. So i head to the nearest toilet..

So, in the toilet i was at this urinal... anyway i bet u dun know what's a urinal, don't u? i took sum time to search for this damn thing..previously i myself dun know wat is this
thing called though i've been using it for quite sum time and i can guran-damn-tee u most guys or all the guys don't know wat is this thing called, so can't blame me , rite?
Here's a pic of a urinal:

1st incident
I was at my urinal compartment, then there was this guy who came and pee-ed next to me, not literally.. dumb-ass but at the next urinal beside mine. All i remembered was he was goin fast
just like spraying water, den i was like ok..this guy must be really 'kap'. So, when he was done with he's thing, here comes the annoying part, he was like starring at mine. Well i understand that it's huge but it's still rude to stare. At the same time it's like as if this punk'd ass kid is teasing me " I'm done with my stuffz and ur still standing there pee-ing" *grin*
wat an asshole...

2nd incident
I was at this shopping centre called Alamanda. So..... yea u got it rite. Nature calls. So when i went in the toilet, at the urinal compartments, there was this foreign guy, looks like some fella
from middle east, in working clothes. He was standing at one of the urinal.So i din bother much and just settle my stuff. When i went off, the guy was still standing there..and there
was no pee sound at all...
After about an hour later, nature calls again, i drank a lot of water ok, just in case ur wondering... Anyway i went to the same toilet again, and when i went to the urinal compartment, i saw the same guy standing at the same urinal~!!! He was like tryin so hard to pee but he just can't do it.There was no pee sound at all.. I was thinking probably he has a shy bladder.
He looks as if he's trying to motivate himself, "C'mon buddy!! peeee!!! peeee!!! you can do it!!!! "
For me, it was a bit un-easy to pee there cuz the guy seems weird. God knows if he'll do anything while i was pee-ing. Sum more when i was pee-ing he kept taking a peep at me, cuz we were facing opposite direction and i realized dat he kept turning he's head. Man, i just settle my stuffz as quickly as possible and get out of that place. When i left, he was still standing there, soundless....
Later, after like bout half an hour when i was about to leave Alamanda, i saw the guy came out from the toilet,
hmm..he must have finally done it... congrats dude~!!!