1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
2. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
3. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
4. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
5. I'm not a com plete idiot -- Some parts are just missing
6. God must love stupid people; He made so many
7. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
8. Procrastinate Now!
9. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory
10. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig
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